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Howdy! I'm headass, and this is the website I use to test out CSS, have an excuse to make 88x31s, ramble, and flex on. I'm primarily a tech artist and PA at a virtual production studio; in my free time I tend to write software and play video games, sometimes I live-tweet or stream them, respectively. You can look into more of those by clicking anything yellow.
Site Info
There are four main segments of this site, which can be found at the top.
Home This
Projects A mirror of my programming projects portfolio, with the occasional backstory/roadmap depending on how dead it is.
Blog A place for me to write longer-form (sometimes dramatic) pieces on useless topics nobody cares about.
FAQ Not-so-frequently asked questions. Mostly a place for me to dump instructions to recreate a part of my setup.
Profile Links
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I fucking hate web "developers!"
If you reach a point in JS where you need to use types, you've exceeded the use case for JS/TS.
EIGHTY-EIGHT BY THIRTY-ONE DOT WEBP
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proud user of a RAZER PHONE This page is a... TOS Violation kill yourself Now! No command resonite KDE now! RUST it's memory safe guys it's memory safe memory safety guys memory safety is priority donchan dot rocks iw4x THIS MAN! ate my son I use JetBrains made with blender USAF epic blazed high on SMOKE BF4 Get Quake Now! i lost the game AMD CROSSFIRE IDA Pro Now! SteamVR Firefox Now! NEW TOYOTA TACOMA Full HD 31 I LOWBALL ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE UNREAL ENGINE SUCKS AMD CROSSFIRE .webp ENJOYER / .jxl HATER KINECT overlaid over the 3 kinects The entire Bad Apple MV aight who shit myself
Mine! This is a screenshot of my character from Ghost Recon Breakpoint (2019), and designed to look like a Windows 10 button, instead of a 9x button like most other 88x31s Very good, life-long friend. Also my neighbor. Seems to be the only person I know who shares my love for metro/MDL2! Enough to actually write UWP apps. Utterly fucking deranged. Dense as tungsten. Pretty fun to talk to at times! I unironically dailied a Razer Phone 2, from late 2025 to late 2026. It runs a slightly modified version of LineageOS 18.1, and I absolutely love it. Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO PURPOSE. You should kill yourself, NOW! I've dealt with android for the VAST majority of my life and still don't know what this actually means. It's still funny. Imagine if VRChat was good and had the unity editor (but bad) built-in. And the obnoxiously horny catgirls were full-on furries. The Only Valid Linux Desktop Environment. My go-to language for projects that don't interface with graphics APIs. ./don.mp4 Is mw2 but mods, dunno what else to say. Based on a popular(ish) bumper sticker. Flat-out the best IDEs you can buy. If you see a vector graphic, 3D model, or edited video from me, it was made in blender. The Razer Phone and USAF 88x31s on this page were animated in blender, although mostly constructed in GIMP (the latter ended up getting completely reconstructed aside from the sun flares). Everybody gangsta 'till the sky starts missing pixels.
I tried to join, but they wouldn't let me in. I still hold the same amount of respect that drove me to join, and I'm also a big fan of their logo. Tim sweeney has me blocked on Twitter, by the way! HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. :3 CrossFire's whole thing was using two lower-spec cards to make one better, right? What if I used two 88x31s to make an 88x62? If you don't use IDA, just tell me you don't know where to find a crack, I can help you. The lil guys are funny. Also lighthouse tech is super cool and I like it a lot. Switched to it in late 2019 because tumblr ran faster and haven't looked back. I drive one (the one pictured!) I love it. I find it quaint how 1080p, the bottom-of-the-barrel modern resolution, was seen as ABOVE HD at the time, to where you'd put stickers on displays to brag about it. I've never actually lowballed on marketplace. I've only ever used it to buy a Rift CV1 for $60 Genuinely one of the worst things to happen to the modern gaming industry, next to nvidia and DLSS. Fight me. The kinects were genuinely too good for the world/industry they were released into. I have all 3 and the azure kinect is easily my favorite single piece of hardware I own.
Setup
Main (Desktop) PC - "Arbiter":
  • Ryzen 9 5900x
  • RTX 4090 (MSI Suprim Liquid X) (I got it for free lol)
  • 128GB 3200MT/s Crucial Pro DDR4 - 3400MT/s overclock
  • BlackMagic DeckLink HD Extreme 3D +
  • Drives and Partitions:
    • 1TB Samsung 980 Pro
      • Falcon (/) Arch Linux (usually a few weeks out of date) - EXT4
      • Trinity (/boot) Boot - FAT32
    • 2TB Seagate SSHD
      • Zephyr (/data) Junk/Games - EXT4
      • Xenon (/wdata) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019) - NTFS
    • 500gb Crucial MX500
      • Jasper (/windows) 10 LTSC, CoD MW22, Fortnite, BF6 - NTFS
    • 2TB Teamgroup T-Force somethingorother
      • Winchester (/winchester) Games - EXT4
  • MSI B550M Mortar Wi-Fi
  • Lian-Li O11 Dynamic Mini V2
  • Arctic Liquid Freezer III Pro (280mm)
Laptop - "Orion":
  • Asus ROG Zephyrus G14 (2021)
    • AMD Ryzen 7 5800HS
    • Nvidia RTX 3060
    • 16gb DDR4
    • 512gb SSD, Arch Linux
Other Laptop - "Severan":
  • Microsoft Surface Pro 7+
    • Intel Core i7-1135G7
    • 8gb DDR4
    • 256gb SSD, Windows 10
Other Laptop - "Osiris 2":
  • Apple MacBook Pro (13", early 2017)
    • Intel Core i7-7567U
    • Four thunderbolt 3 ports
    • 16GB LPDDR3
    • 512GB SSD, macOS 15 Sequoia
  • Otherwise known as GoonBook Pro. Usually used as such.
Mac Mini - "Tanaka":
  • 2020, M1, Base spec
    • 8 core CPU/GPU, 8GB of ram, 256GB SSD
    • macOS Sequoia
    • Also my OBS/stream machine
    • Occasionally a remote development target for ARM64/OSX
The Vagrants - Computers I still own, but rarely use

Infinity

Steam Deck OLED

  • 1TB SSD

Didact

Mac Pro (2012)

  • 2x Intel Xeon X5690
  • 36GB 1333 MT/s DDR3
  • AMD Radeon RX 6900 XT
  • 1TB Crucial P3, macOS 12 Monterey

Osiris

Lenovo ThinkPad T450S

  • Intel Core i5-5300U
  • 12GB DDR3
  • 256GB SSD, macOS 10.15 Catalina

Got me through high school. Got replaced by Escharum

Escharum

Lenovo ThinkPad T495S

  • AMD Ryzen 7 PRO 3700U
  • AMD Vega 10 iGPU
  • 16GB DDR4
  • 512GB SSD, Arch Linux

Got replaced by Orion

FentBook Pro Max

Apple MacBook Pro (15", retina, Early 2013)

  • Intel Core i7-3635QM
  • Nvidia GeForce GT 650M
  • 16gb DDR3
  • 256gb SSD, OS X 10.15 Catalina

Bassus

Dell XPS 15 9550

  • Intel Core i7-6700HQ
  • Nvidia GeForce GTX 960M
  • 16 GB DDR4
  • 256GB SATA M.2 SSD, Fedora 44 KDE
  • 4K Touchscreen

Honestly might've replaced Orion, if it had a good battery, and didn't have a gnarly iGPU issue where certain shades of grey produced vertically repeating red lines. It's a super interesting and somewhat avoidable issue, but too much for a daily-driver laptop.

FentBook Pro

Apple MacBook Pro (2010, 15")

  • Intel Core i5-520M
  • Nvidia GeForce GT 330M
  • 8GB DDR3
  • 500GB HDD, OS X 10.9.5 Mavericks

Nice to have around for old OSX things. I also use it to sync my iPod!

The Unnameds

ModelCPURAMGPUDisk
MacBook Pro (15", 2014)Intel Core i7 4870HQ16 GBNvidia GeForce GT 750M512GB SSD
MacBook Pro (13", 2013)Intel Core i5 4258U4GBN/A128GB SSD
Mac Pro (2007)2x Unknown8 GBTI Radeon X1900 XT1TB HDD
Mac Pro (2008)2x Unknown16 GBNvidia Quadro 4000None
MacBook Air (11", 2012)Intel Core i5 3317U4 GBN/A128GB SSD
Lenovo ThinkPad T440SIForgot
Microsoft Surface Pro 7Intel Core i7 1035G48 GBN/A256GB SSD
HP ProBook 6560bi5-2410m8 GBN/A500GB HDD

And more, probably

Phone(s):
  • Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 5 (primary)
  • Razer Phone 2 (I don't want to let go :( )
  • Google Pixel 6 128gb (camera/backup)
  • Microsoft Lumia 950 (FLAC player)
  • Razer Phone (annihilated digitizer)
Consoles:
NameModel
LimboXbox One (2tb SSD, Halo 5 edition VCR)
ExcaliburXbox 360 (1tb HDD, MW3 edition trinity)
Warren's OUYANintendo Switch 2
Xbox 360 (60gb Jasper, the one I grew up on, and use to dump games)
DantePS4 (500gb HDD, fat refresh)
PS4 (Destiny edition, 500gb HDD, Modded)
PS4 (500gb HDD, launch revision)
CalibanPSP (3000, Black with red accents)
Caliban 2?PS Vita (Slim, Khaki)
AtlasPS3 Slim (500gb HDD, CFW)
Xbox One S (500gb, doing nothing but means something to me)
Multiple (?)Nintendo Switch (Hackable)
Xbox (100gb IDE (yes! native IDE!) HDD, custom bios, barely used)
VR:
  • Bigscreen Beyond 2e
    • Valve Index Controllers
    • 2x HTC Vive Wand (1.0) - Mostly foot trackers, main controllers for certain games.
    • 2x Tundra Tracker - One for hip when Resonite wants to cooperate, the other a spare
    • 2x HTC Vive Base Stations (1.0)
    • HTC Vive Tracker (3.0) - Sits on my desk. Useful for bits and jokes
  • PlayStation VR2 - Backup headset. The spare tundra is bolted to the top, and the sense controllers are paired to a vision pro at work.
  • Valve index - Backup headset.
  • Oculus Rift - I really like the controllers.
  • PlayStation VR - Literally just for Astro Bot, Driveclub VR and maybe WipEout.
  • A BUSTED TO SHIT Oculus Quest 1. The right controller doesn't work, and every strap mounting point is snapped off. It was good for one thing for the few months I didn't have a PC, and was an absolute fucking nightmare from then on until I got an Index. I occasionally used the controllers as foot trackers until the right one stopped connecting.