About Me
Hello There!
Hi. This is my wack-ass site I built literally just so I could have a funny domain (back when I owned one) I'm primarily a hobbyist software developer, but also twitch streamer, and gamer. You can look into more of those by clicking anything yellow.
Profile Links
Steam // Twitch // GitHub // Twitter // Twitter 2
I fucking hate web "developers!"
This site kinda hurt to make. I'm used to writing stuff in real languages and not fake excuses like javascript or typescript, which should not exist. If you reach a point in JS where you need to use types, you've exceeded the use case for JS/TS.
Fight me.
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proud user of a RAZER PHONE This page is a... TOS Violation kill yourself Now! No command Colt M1911 resonite KDE now! RUST it's memory safe guys it's memory safe memory safety guys memory safety is priority donchan dot rocks iw4x THIS MAN! ate my son I use JetBrains made with blender USAF epic blazed BF4 Get Quake Now! i lost the game IDA Pro Now! SteamVR Firefox Now! NEW TOYOTA TACOMA Full HD 31 I LOWBALL ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE
Mine! This is a screenshot of my character from Ghost Recon Breakpoint (2019), and designed to look like a Windows 10 button, instead of a 9x button like most other 88x31s Very good, life-long friend. Also my neighbor. Seems to be the only person I know who shares my love for metro/MDL2! Enough to actually write UWP apps. I unironically daily a Razer Phone 2. It runs a slightly modified version of LineageOS 18.1, and I absolutely love it. No fucking clue. Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO PURPOSE. You should kill yourself, NOW! I've dealt with android for the VAST majority of my life and still don't know what this actually means. It's still funny. My favoite handgun! Muh Two World Wars type shit. But that's not why, I just like it. Imagine if VRChat was good and had the unity editor (but bad) built-in. And the obnoxiously horny catgirls were full-on furries. The Only Valid Linux Desktop Environment. My go-to language for projects that don't interface with graphics APIs. if this doesn't play, just go to ./don.mp4 (or try clicking) Is mw2 but mods, dunno what else to say. Based on a popular(ish) bumper sticker. Flat-out the best IDEs you can buy. If you see a vector graphic, 3D model, or edited video from me, it was made in blender. The Razer Phone and USAF 88x31s on this page were animated in blender, although mostly constructed in GIMP (the latter ended up getting completely reconstructed aside from the sun flares). Everybody gangsta 'till the sky starts missing pixels. Tim sweeney has me blocked on Twitter, by the way! Peam. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. HUUH. :3 If you don't use IDA, just tell me you don't know where to find a crack, I can help you. The lil guys are funny. Also lighthouse tech is super cool and I like it a lot. Switched to it in late 2019 because tumblr ran faster and haven't looked back. I drive one. I love it. I find it quaint how 1080p, the bottom-of-the-barrel modern resolution, was seen as ABOVE HD at the time, to where you'd put stickers on displays to brag about it. I've never actually lowballed on marketplace. I've only ever used it to buy a Rift CV1 for $60
Setup
Main (Desktop) PC:
  • Ryzen 9 5900x
  • Radeon RX 6900 XT (Reference)
  • 48GB 3600MT/s DDR4 - Downclocked to 3400MT/s for stability due to kit mismatch
  • Drives and Partitions:
    • 1TB Samsung 980 Pro
      • Falcon (/) Arch Linux (usually a few weeks out of date) - EXT4
      • Trinity (/boot) Boot - FAT32
    • 2TB Seagate SSHD
      • Zephyr (/data) Junk/Games - EXT4
      • Xenon (/wdata) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019) - NTFS
    • 500gb Crucial MX500
      • Jasper (/windows) 10 LTSC, CoD MW22, Fortnite, BF2042 - NTFS
    • 1TB Crucial Psomething
      • Kronos (/kronos) Games and whatnot - EXT4
    • 2TB Teamgroup T-Force somethingorother
      • Winchester (/winchester) Games - EXT4
    • 3TB WD Red
      • Stingray (/stingray) Unformatted and unused. The old one died
  • MSI B550M Mortar Wi-Fi
  • Corsair H115i
  • Corsair Crystal 280x
Laptop:
  • Lenovo ThinkPad T495s
    • Ryzen 7 3700U
    • 16gb DDR4 i think
    • 512gb SSD, Arch Linux (usually months out of date) EXT4
Phone(s):
  • Razer Phone 2 (primary)
  • Google Pixel 6 128gb (camera/backup)
  • Microsoft Lumia 950 (FLAC player)
  • Razer Phone (annihilated digitizer)
Consoles:
  • Xbox One (2tb SSD, Halo 5 edition VCR)
  • Xbox 360 (1tb HDD, MW3 edition trinity)
  • Xbox 360 (60gb Jasper, the one I grew up on, and use to dump games)
  • PS4 (500gb HDD, fat refresh)
  • PS3 Slim (500gb HDD, CFW)
  • Xbox One S (500gb, doing nothing but means something to me)
  • Nintendo Switch (Hackable)
  • Xbox (100gb IDE (yes! native IDE!) HDD, custom bios, barely used)
VR:
  • PlayStation VR 2
    • 2x Tundra Tracker - first is mounted to the top and overriding the built-in tracking, second is on my belt.
    • Valve Index Controllers
    • 2x HTC Vive Wand (1.0) - Mostly foot trackers, main controllers for certain games.
    • 2x HTC Vive Base Stations (1.0)
    • HTC Vive Tracker (3.0) - Sits on my desk. Useful for bits and jokes
    • This setup is awesome. It should be janky but aside from weight distribution it works amazingly. All of the jank was one-time and mostly setup/filler. Hell, even eye tracking works through OpenXR.
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  • Valve index - Backup headset, also used to connect the index controllers to my PC when using the PSVR2.
  • Oculus Rift - I really like the controllers
  • PlayStation VR - Literally just for Astro Bot, Driveclub VR and maybe WipEout.
  • A BUSTED TO SHIT Oculus Quest 1. The right controller doesn't work, and every strap mounting point is snapped off. It was good for one thing for the few months I didn't have a PC, and was an absolute fucking nightmare from then on until I got an Index. I occasionally used the controllers as foot trackers until the right one stopped connecting.